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    girl what 😭

  • how old must we be before we are allowed to think about sex, i can never remember, they keep moving the goal posts.

  • We're never allowed to think ab sex sorry. Teen years are hormonal but being horny before 18 is a sin. When you're horny and 18-25 its cringe. When you're horny 25-35 "you should get a partner and stop being openly horny." When you're horny 35-45 that's weird because you're "kinda old." When you're horny 45-55 you're a creep. And when you're horny 55+ you're an old person who can't and shouldn't be horny. This is how they think. Sex bad, basically. Thinking about sex is bad. Wanting sex is bad. Anything even mildly related to sex or sexuality is bad.

  • Time to be bad

  • dj-nasir got the whole club complaining about his selection of metal

  • we need to talk about how doctors and ed recovery advocates so often talk about getting your period back, not being infertile, and growing your breasts and hips in order to motivate people into recovering. i’ve seen so many anorexic girls say things like “why would i want my period back?” or “i don’t want kids anyways” or “i don’t want bigger boobs” as reasons for not recovering.

    how about the fact that gaining weight and eating right will clear your brain fog? how you’ll be able to think and study and be as smart as you used to be? how you’ll have enough energy to go out with friends and enough of a personality to actually maintain those friendships? why are we telling her she should recover so OTHERS can reap the benefits — so she can take care of future children, so she can please a future husband, so others can admire her body? she should be told that she is worth something, that she should recover because her life is meaningful and she deserves better.

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    sorry but in my opinion this is so rude

  • The notes on this post are just filled to the brim with the society-killing US chest-thumping of ‘HOW DARE YOU ASK SOMETHING OF ME IN MY OWN HOUSE???????‘ and just like... you guys do understand this is why you had Trump, right? Because all of you feel this way about each other?

    Like, you are all aware that this is exactly exactly exactly how right wing people feel about being asked to use pronouns? “You want me to change MY behavior just to benefit YOU? FUCK YOU. I WOULD RATHER CALL YOU THE WRONG NAME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN BEND TO YOUR WILL.“ But hey. Lawnmower go brrrr, right? Based? The person asking for courtesy was the one being rude?

    On reddit, I would expect this, but I’m surprised to see it on tumblr because like... this is the queer website? We care about each other here? Sometimes I feel like some of you are only right by coincidence and not by conviction or principle.

    Maybe it’s because I’m from a third-world country, but in my eyes lawnmower man is such a gigantic cunt I cannot even believe my eyes reading this story. Part of being in a community, even a tiny, ad hoc one like a neighborhood is recognising that there are parts of our spaces that overlap, and we give and take from those spaces in equal measure. In my neighborhood, that means my neighbors are allowed to stay up until 3 AM partying if they want. You won’t hear a peep from me unless you’re doing it every night. I party too, and we both understand each other. It means my neighbor’s kids can play the drums and ride their very loud motorcycle outside. I have my own loud hobbies, and we all respect each other. And if you leave a note on my door asking me to be quiet while you have your WEDDING? Of course man, no problem! I hope it’s a sunny day and the ceremony is beautiful! I know that if I ever need anything, you will help me out as well.

    I mean come on, people. Are you seriously searing over one afternoon of your life? That is such a reasonable request. You were probably being quiet anyway! Stop trying to be the main character and build connections with the people around you. Being nice costs nothing and will only bring you gains. How else do you expect people to be respectful and kind to you, if not in return?

  • “Stop trying to be the main character and build connections with the people around you.”

  • Part of being in a community, even a tiny, ad hoc one like a neighborhood is recognising that there are parts of our spaces that overlap, and we give and take from those spaces in equal measure.

    I mean I'm from one of the richest first world countries and we have the same mentality that @counterturn promotes, you don't have to be a third world country to have that.

    I feel like this is such an american state of mind where it's all about me, me, me, me, but what about me and my things, and my space, and my time, and my money, and me me me me... We all live in communities, big or small, and in order to live toghether in harmony we need to respect each other.

    americans have never learnt how to communicate or handle conflict because when something, even the smallest little dilemma, occurs you just call the police and expect the adults to figure things out for you. grow up.

  • every mother's day there's always "remember moms are everything" posts and every father's day there's always "it's okay if you're traumatized, you don't have to celebrate it" posts and that's fine of course, I just never see the opposite. so reminder you don't have to celebrate your mother. you have your reasons. be proud of yourself and don't let the holiday get you down.

  • Oh the power of freshly washed hair

  • "sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

  • name a funnier court case title

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  • Establish your big bad as the villain by having them throw a multi-million extravagant parade to celebrate how great they are as they sit in golden robes in their palace while the peasants are finding it difficult to buy bread.

    Purely fictional no resemblance to real events.

  • i will never care about the met gala beacuse i know in my heart if you gave a drag queen 45$ and three days they could make something completely out of this world that out every single celeb to shame

  • Kinda feeling like doing this next year, if the met gala's theme is not eat the rich

  • I encourage this.

  • I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

  • this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

    me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

  • oh my god the original out in the wild

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    this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real

  • i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

  • i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

  • ok. im come over.

  • heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

  • ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

  • *i panic and rip your face off*

  • ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

  • OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

  • OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

  • OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

  • What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

  • *crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

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